priest has nowhere to go...

If he's thin...they say; Where do our collection go?;

If he's fat;So that is where our collection go!

If preaches long sermons;Boring;

If he preaches short sermons;He didn't prepare;

If he's old;He should retire;

If he's young;He has no experience;

If he's ugly;So that is why he became a priest;

If he's handsome;He won't last;

If he's contemplative;He is anti-social;

If he's on visits;He has nothing else to do.