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THE ORIGINAL VERSION USED TO BE THIS:

If you love something, Set it free.

If it comes back, it's yours;

If it doesn't, it never was yours in the first place.

THE PESSIMIST'S VERSION IS THIS:

If you love somebody, Set her free.

If she ever comes back, she's yours,

If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was.

THE OPTIMIST'S VERSION:

If you love somebody, Set her free.

Don't worry, she will come back.

THE SUSPISCIOUS' VERSION:

If you love somebody, Set her free.

If she never comes back, ask her why.

THE IMPATIENT PERSON'S VERSION:

If you love somebody, Set her free.

If she doesn't com back within some time limit, forget her.

THE PATIENT PERSON'S VERSION:

If you love somebody, Set her free.

If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back.

THE PLAYFUL VERSION:

If you love somebody, Set her free.

*If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat*

THE LAWYER'S VERSION:

If you love somebody, Set her free.

Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment

of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...

THE STATISTICIAN'S VERSION:

If you love somebody, Set her free.

If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high.

If she doesn't, your relationship was improbable anyway.

THE POSSESSIVE VERSION:

If you love somebody don't ever set her free.

THE MBA VERSION:

If you love somebody, Set her free.

Instantaneously and look for others simultaneously.

THE PSYCHOLOGIST'S VERSION:

If you love somebody, Set her free.

If she comes back, her super ego is dominant.

If she doesn't come back, her IQ is supreme.

If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.

THE FINANCE EXPERT'S VERSION:

If you love somebody, set her free.

If she comes back, it's time to look for fresh loans.

If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

THE MARKETING VERSION:

If you love somebody, Set her free.

If she comes back, she has brand loyalty.

If she doesn't reposition the brand in new market.

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Now you probably know what I mean

when I say that life is not what happens,

but it's how you take it.

Here's my version.

If you love somebody,

you will care enough to share your life

to help, to give, rather than to get or to receive.

If you love somebody,

you will begin to invest more of your time,

listen carefully to what that person is saying.

If you love somebody,

you will rejoice at that person's success.

And most importantly...

If you love somebody,

you would pray for that person and bring him or her to the Savior.

Now that's what the real issue in love is all about.

And that's the right perspective.